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I manage to turn everything into crap wow

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ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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do you ever read a really life-changing book and then sit there for like 3784 years thinking wow

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mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

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ʖ haha got ur nose

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What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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Being ignored is one of the worst feelings i’ve ever felt. 

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*straight people voice* is he… you know…

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