More Habit Than Hobby

benadrylpapi:

Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

(Quelle: benadryldad-deactivated20170904, via damn-funny)

asoftloveliness:

I hate when people call randomly… like if you’re not the love of my life or my mother, please text to schedule an appointment first.

(via heart)

latenights:

Be the reason someone believes in the goodness of people. 

(via andromehdas)

letshearitforthisclown:

a mood ring with 2 colors- “horny” and “kill”

(Quelle: graynard, via hilarioustextposts)

phoebe-does:

most interesting goodbye I’ve heard is someone going to sleep and telling me that they look forward to seeing me tomorrow. And like,, that’s a beautiful way of looking at it, leaving today behind isn’t a loss, it’s anticipation for tomorrow. A goodbye isn’t so much sad for leaving you, it’s excitement at being able to see you the next time.

billiemania:

Professor: Why don’t we go around the class and each share some of our hobbies :)

Me: *thinking about how I spent 4 hours just looking at green velvet sofas on wayfair with absolutely zero intention of buying one yesterday* um